Espretentio

A language invented and used by pretentious people as if there wasn't enough languages to start with.

A: Hi my name is Kyle and I speak Espretentio

B: You are pretentious! Aren't you

by selfimportantsht October 12, 2019

Faggotorial

Article reflecting official faggy opinions of a magazine or any official statement that:

1- Holds a faggy position on an important subject OR a strong position on a faggy subject
2- Is a stroke job aimed at impressing or pleasing a particular faggy audience rather than expressing true views.
3- Is held by a faggot

Stone Cold Steve Austin had a faggotorial on faggots.

by selfimportantsht January 16, 2016

vagilysis

Analysis founded on the basis of "because: vagina"

After thorough vagilysis of his words, Amelia concluded that Brad's description of electrical circuits was indeed mansplaining.

by selfimportantsht December 02, 2020

multiply without a calculator

To reproduce, formally or to fuck, casually speaking.

I caught two students trying to multiply without a calculator in the lockers and we ended up in doing a three-way multiplication.

by selfimportantsht May 17, 2021

Lib

Little Intolerable Bitches

The libs use democracy to undermine the majority

by selfimportantsht July 31, 2022

Jamesh

An alternative pronunciation of James, usually with some mysterious and seductive connotations.

Thish shpeshific pronunshiation wash made popular by the great Sean Connery.

The name's Bond, Jamesh Bond.

by selfimportantsht July 13, 2022

Slurty Dint

A spoonerism for dirty slut.

GF: you know I slept around when you were away.
BF: I knew it you slurty dint!

by selfimportantsht August 10, 2021