12 definitions by selfimportantsht

Slurty Dint

A spoonerism for dirty slut.

GF: you know I slept around when you were away.
BF: I knew it you slurty dint!

by selfimportantsht August 10, 2021

Clit Measuring

The equivalent of Dick Measuring done by overly testosterone producing femoids (commonly known as a feminist) usually with the intent to demonstrate how men are "obnoxious" by being even more so.

Gloria: What a lovely day ... I bet public indecency in the park under the pretext of "#metoo" would ruin it for the families in the park.

Amelia as she whips out her sad saggy tits: Guess what Gloria, I have beaten you to it. BTW check out my clit, it's way bigger than yours.

Gloria: You got it, let's do some clit measuring.

by selfimportantsht December 2, 2020

Faggotorial

Article reflecting official faggy opinions of a magazine or any official statement that:

1- Holds a faggy position on an important subject OR a strong position on a faggy subject
2- Is a stroke job aimed at impressing or pleasing a particular faggy audience rather than expressing true views.
3- Is held by a faggot

Stone Cold Steve Austin had a faggotorial on faggots.

by selfimportantsht January 16, 2016

Dog turd

A type of alternative medicine.

Jim: Hey Joe, how's your headache?
Joe: I went to the doctor as you said and I still have it but now I'm a $200 poorer.
Jim: You idiot, I said Dog Turd and not doctor.

by selfimportantsht December 12, 2020

NSFWOAWE

Not Safe For Work Or AnyWhere Else

Have you seen the old lady with her tits peaking under her sweater?

That shit is NSFWOAWE

by selfimportantsht October 28, 2021

Jamesh

An alternative pronunciation of James, usually with some mysterious and seductive connotations.

Thish shpeshific pronunshiation wash made popular by the great Sean Connery.

The name's Bond, Jamesh Bond.

by selfimportantsht July 13, 2022

IMF

Inept mother fuckers

The IMF was established in 1944 in the aftermath of the Great Depression

by selfimportantsht July 31, 2022