selfimportantsht's definitions

Lib

Little Intolerable Bitches

The libs use democracy to undermine the majority

by selfimportantsht July 30, 2022

IMF

Inept mother fuckers

The IMF was established in 1944 in the aftermath of the Great Depression

by selfimportantsht July 30, 2022

Dog turd

A type of alternative medicine.

Jim: Hey Joe, how's your headache?
Joe: I went to the doctor as you said and I still have it but now I'm a $200 poorer.
Jim: You idiot, I said Dog Turd and not doctor.

by selfimportantsht December 12, 2020

Jamesh

An alternative pronunciation of James, usually with some mysterious and seductive connotations.

Thish shpeshific pronunshiation wash made popular by the great Sean Connery.

The name's Bond, Jamesh Bond.

by selfimportantsht July 13, 2022

Espretentio

A language invented and used by pretentious people as if there wasn't enough languages to start with.

A: Hi my name is Kyle and I speak Espretentio

B: You are pretentious! Aren't you

by selfimportantsht October 12, 2019

Slurty Dint

A spoonerism for dirty slut.

GF: you know I slept around when you were away.
BF: I knew it you slurty dint!

by selfimportantsht August 10, 2021

vagilysis

Analysis founded on the basis of "because: vagina"

After thorough vagilysis of his words, Amelia concluded that Brad's description of electrical circuits was indeed mansplaining.

by selfimportantsht December 1, 2020