selfimportantsht's definitions

Espretentio

A language invented and used by pretentious people as if there wasn't enough languages to start with.

A: Hi my name is Kyle and I speak Espretentio

B: You are pretentious! Aren't you

by selfimportantsht October 12, 2019

Dog turd

A type of alternative medicine.

Jim: Hey Joe, how's your headache?
Joe: I went to the doctor as you said and I still have it but now I'm a $200 poorer.
Jim: You idiot, I said Dog Turd and not doctor.

by selfimportantsht December 12, 2020

Jamesh

An alternative pronunciation of James, usually with some mysterious and seductive connotations.

Thish shpeshific pronunshiation wash made popular by the great Sean Connery.

The name's Bond, Jamesh Bond.

by selfimportantsht July 13, 2022

Faggotorial

Article reflecting official faggy opinions of a magazine or any official statement that:

1- Holds a faggy position on an important subject OR a strong position on a faggy subject
2- Is a stroke job aimed at impressing or pleasing a particular faggy audience rather than expressing true views.
3- Is held by a faggot

Stone Cold Steve Austin had a faggotorial on faggots.

by selfimportantsht April 26, 2016

Lib

Little Intolerable Bitches

The libs use democracy to undermine the majority

by selfimportantsht July 30, 2022

IMF

Inept mother fuckers

The IMF was established in 1944 in the aftermath of the Great Depression

by selfimportantsht July 30, 2022

NSFWOAWE

Not Safe For Work Or AnyWhere Else

Have you seen the old lady with her tits peaking under her sweater?

That shit is NSFWOAWE

by selfimportantsht October 28, 2021