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A language invented and used by pretentious people as if there wasn't enough languages to start with.
by selfimportantsht October 12, 2019
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1- Holds a faggy position on an important subject OR a strong position on a faggy subject
2- Is a stroke job aimed at impressing or pleasing a particular faggy audience rather than expressing true views.
3- Is held by a faggot
1- Holds a faggy position on an important subject OR a strong position on a faggy subject
2- Is a stroke job aimed at impressing or pleasing a particular faggy audience rather than expressing true views.
3- Is held by a faggot
Stone Cold Steve Austin had a faggotorial on faggots.
by selfimportantsht April 26, 2016
Get the Faggotorial mug.After thorough vagilysis of his words, Amelia concluded that Brad's description of electrical circuits was indeed mansplaining.
by selfimportantsht December 1, 2020
Get the vagilysis mug.The equivalent of Dick Measuring done by overly testosterone producing femoids (commonly known as a feminist) usually with the intent to demonstrate how men are "obnoxious" by being even more so.
Gloria: What a lovely day ... I bet public indecency in the park under the pretext of "#metoo" would ruin it for the families in the park.
Amelia as she whips out her sad saggy tits: Guess what Gloria, I have beaten you to it. BTW check out my clit, it's way bigger than yours.
Gloria: You got it, let's do some clit measuring.
Amelia as she whips out her sad saggy tits: Guess what Gloria, I have beaten you to it. BTW check out my clit, it's way bigger than yours.
Gloria: You got it, let's do some clit measuring.
by selfimportantsht December 1, 2020
Get the Clit Measuring mug.Jim: Hey Joe, how's your headache?
Joe: I went to the doctor as you said and I still have it but now I'm a $200 poorer.
Jim: You idiot, I said Dog Turd and not doctor.
Joe: I went to the doctor as you said and I still have it but now I'm a $200 poorer.
Jim: You idiot, I said Dog Turd and not doctor.
by selfimportantsht December 12, 2020
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Thish shpeshific pronunshiation wash made popular by the great Sean Connery.
Thish shpeshific pronunshiation wash made popular by the great Sean Connery.
by selfimportantsht July 13, 2022
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