selfimportantsht's definitions

Lib

Little Intolerable Bitches

The libs use democracy to undermine the majority

by selfimportantsht July 30, 2022

IMF

Inept mother fuckers

The IMF was established in 1944 in the aftermath of the Great Depression

by selfimportantsht July 30, 2022

Jamesh

An alternative pronunciation of James, usually with some mysterious and seductive connotations.

Thish shpeshific pronunshiation wash made popular by the great Sean Connery.

The name's Bond, Jamesh Bond.

by selfimportantsht July 13, 2022

NSFWOAWE

Not Safe For Work Or AnyWhere Else

Have you seen the old lady with her tits peaking under her sweater?

That shit is NSFWOAWE

by selfimportantsht October 28, 2021

Slurty Dint

A spoonerism for dirty slut.

GF: you know I slept around when you were away.
BF: I knew it you slurty dint!

by selfimportantsht August 10, 2021

multiply without a calculator

To reproduce, formally or to fuck, casually speaking.

I caught two students trying to multiply without a calculator in the lockers and we ended up in doing a three-way multiplication.

by selfimportantsht May 17, 2021

Bad-idea-to-call-her

Bitch. The phrase "Bad idea to call her" is a backronym for bitch.

Did you tell Bella we're having a party?
No, she's a bad-idea-to-call-her.

by selfimportantsht January 19, 2021