Lib

Little Intolerable Bitches
The libs use democracy to undermine the majority
by selfimportantsht July 30, 2022
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vagilysis

Analysis founded on the basis of "because: vagina"
After thorough vagilysis of his words, Amelia concluded that Brad's description of electrical circuits was indeed mansplaining.
by selfimportantsht December 01, 2020
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Espretentio

A language invented and used by pretentious people as if there wasn't enough languages to start with.
A: Hi my name is Kyle and I speak Espretentio

B: You are pretentious! Aren't you
by selfimportantsht October 12, 2019
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Clit Measuring

The equivalent of Dick Measuring done by overly testosterone producing femoids (commonly known as a feminist) usually with the intent to demonstrate how men are "obnoxious" by being even more so.
Gloria: What a lovely day ... I bet public indecency in the park under the pretext of "#metoo" would ruin it for the families in the park.

Amelia as she whips out her sad saggy tits: Guess what Gloria, I have beaten you to it. BTW check out my clit, it's way bigger than yours.

Gloria: You got it, let's do some clit measuring.
by selfimportantsht December 01, 2020
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To reproduce, formally or to fuck, casually speaking.
I caught two students trying to multiply without a calculator in the lockers and we ended up in doing a three-way multiplication.
by selfimportantsht May 17, 2021
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Bad-idea-to-call-her

Bitch. The phrase "Bad idea to call her" is a backronym for bitch.
Did you tell Bella we're having a party?
No, she's a bad-idea-to-call-her.
by selfimportantsht January 19, 2021
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NSFWOAWE

Have you seen the old lady with her tits peaking under her sweater?

That shit is NSFWOAWE
by selfimportantsht October 28, 2021
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