Article reflecting official faggy opinions of a magazine or any official statement that:

1- Holds a faggy position on an important subject OR a strong position on a faggy subject
2- Is a stroke job aimed at impressing or pleasing a particular faggy audience rather than expressing true views.
3- Is held by a faggot

Stone Cold Steve Austin had a faggotorial on faggots.

Faggotorial by selfimportantsht April 26, 2016

Faggotonium

The rare metal obtained from crushing a gay person with a hydraulic press.

El Jefe: Eyyy hombre, ma namma El Jefe. I found the Faggotonium
Police: You're under arrest for smuggling drugs and now murder

Faggotonium by BigBickBanny August 28, 2019

Faggotorial behaviour

The act of logging on to the lads club modded minecraft server.

Jim: Hey, have you logged on to the cool lads club server yet?
Jack: Ew, why would you log on to that. Its faggotorial behaviour!
Jim: what do you mean?
Jack: Fag.

Faggotorial behaviour by $$$?1 February 13, 2021

fagatorium

a place filled with gays.

This place is a fagatorium

fagatorium by Ben Eiche June 10, 2006

FAGGOTORIAN

an homosexual acts, in which a boy who is touchy is been referred to as gay or a faggot\

the dude who lives by my house is a faggotorian

FAGGOTORIAN by Legendarybrian7 December 7, 2018

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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