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fagging a smoke 

A simple reversal of the phrase, "Smoking a fag" in relation to how the Tea People say smoking a cigarette, making it mean something completely different and, dare I say, surprisingly fitting.
1. Colyn: "Ah shit m8, I'm out of cigs! Mind if I bum a smoke?"

Sam: "Nope, but you CAN fag a smoke if you know what I mean?"

*Colyn immediately, and savagely sucked Sam's cock to fuel his faggatorial, Bri'ish needs*
2. "Yo I heard Johnny was caught fagging a smoke in the bathroom, what a fuckin pommie"

Stop fagging around 

Stop fagging around means fuck off in a nicer way. When someone is annoying you you say stop fagging around.
John annoyed Harrison and Harrison said stop fagging around.

Sub fagging 

Verb
/sʌb faɡɡɪŋ/

The act of multiple retarded homosexual individuals attempting to operate a submarine and failing
The submarine sank because the crew continued to sub fag

The average submarine crew is involved in a lot of sub fagging

straight faggin it

when one is acting lame or is extremely not fly. when one's duggie or swagger is not up to par. not to be confused with being a fag or diggin on the dudes.
ey dude, youre straight faggin it with that bowtie. or, that dude is straight faggin it tryin to be flya than a flya than a muthafucka.

Straight-fagging 

When two heterosexual persons of the same sex, typically male jocks, and typically hammered hug or kiss in a moment of joy or extreme excitement, typically at the end of an important sports event, such as a playoff victory for their favorate team.
Those two were so happy they were straight-fagging after the Edmonton Oilers beat San Jose
Straight-fagging by DasUberMarshall November 18, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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