A hyperexamination of someone elses behavior or utterance that usually results in wrongly establishing a determination of their sexual preference.
A: Wow, that guy sure seems like he's a little too interested in musicals.
B: Sheesh dude, a fella wears women's undergarments to work a few times and you gotta go and 'fagnify' the situation. Why don't you lighten up already?
Possibly the most eloquently constructed curse word in all of humanity, and it's true meaning can only be learned from experience. It may be used as an expletive or a noun and traditionally the first letter of each section is capitalized out of respect for it's power.
It's origins date back to Sir Anarchy Jones of 13th century England where it was fabled that one of his servants had stolen one of his throwing knives. Upon discovery of this terrible act, Sir. Jones snatched him by his haunches and made him look into his eyes. In a fit of rage he called him a Faggity-Ass-Bitch-Nigger and the word burned through his soul.
*CAUTION-THIS WORD SHOULD ONLY BE USED UNDER THE MOST EXTREME CIRCUMSTANCES*
You are a Faggity-Ass-Bitch-Nigger and I command you to the 7th level of Hell!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.