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Dildo Faggins 

A flamboyant hobbit who went on an epic journey with his partners Meriodoc, Fannyfuck, and Pippin Tookitintheass to destroy the evil ring around his anus.
"And thus Dildo Faggins was penetrated by the long, studded staff of Sodoman the White.
Dildo Faggins by Sodoman February 19, 2015
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froho faggins 

He is the nephew of the asshole dildo faggins. Like his uncle he is a homosexual manwhore.
Froho faggins is proud of his uncle dildo faggins

moral fagging 

Appeal to emotion or (argumentum ad passiones), it's an act of committing a logical fallacy by attempting to manipulate someone into agreeing or disagreeing based on emotions and not sound arguments.
Man: She was moral fagging yesterday at the debate so hard.
Woman: What do you mean?
Man: She has no argument based on evidence, just emotional manipulation.
moral fagging by SkyCrossbones December 4, 2017

Faggity-Ass-Bitch-Nigger 

Possibly the most eloquently constructed curse word in all of humanity, and it's true meaning can only be learned from experience. It may be used as an expletive or a noun and traditionally the first letter of each section is capitalized out of respect for it's power.

It's origins date back to Sir Anarchy Jones of 13th century England where it was fabled that one of his servants had stolen one of his throwing knives. Upon discovery of this terrible act, Sir. Jones snatched him by his haunches and made him look into his eyes. In a fit of rage he called him a Faggity-Ass-Bitch-Nigger and the word burned through his soul.

*CAUTION-THIS WORD SHOULD ONLY BE USED UNDER THE MOST EXTREME CIRCUMSTANCES*
You are a Faggity-Ass-Bitch-Nigger and I command you to the 7th level of Hell!

Car fagging 

Messing around with another person's vehicle (ie: wrapping victims car in caution tape, filling one's car with trees and shrubbery, placing a skate ramp on top of a person's car, etc.) If no props are available one can sneak into someone's car and turn all the dials and switches so that when the owner starts the ignition, the entire car starts going crazy (ie: wipers at full speed, heat on full blast, radio on max volume, etc.) Also, car fagging can be performed on a moving vehicle (ie: passenger grabs the keys and turns the vehicle off while driving, passenger pulls emergency brake while on the highway, etc.)
Person 1: "Hey, why is your car wrapped in caution tape, was there a crime?"

Person 2: "No. That jackass down the street car fagged me."

Person 3: "Well, I guess we have to get him back. Time to go car fagging."
Car fagging by Maps of Hawaii August 3, 2007

BILL BO FAGGINS 

BILL BO FAGGINS IS A PERSON WHO WALKS AROUND THINKING THEIR TOUGH THEY MAY RESEMBLE A FAT CARNIE WITH LITTLE SOCIAL SKILLS OR EDUCATION USUALLY THESE HEPATITIS FILLED FAGS WORK ON THE ROAD AND RARELY RETURN HOME TO THEIR DISFUNCTIONAL LIVES
I JUST MET THIS GUY I COULDNT UNDERSTAND A WORD HE SAID MAJOR RETARDATION I THINK HE WAS A QUEER WHAT A BILL BO FAGGINS
BILL BO FAGGINS by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN November 19, 2011
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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