fagnify

A hyperexamination of someone elses behavior or utterance that usually results in wrongly establishing a determination of their sexual preference.

A: Wow, that guy sure seems like he's a little too interested in musicals.

B: Sheesh dude, a fella wears women's undergarments to work a few times and you gotta go and 'fagnify' the situation. Why don't you lighten up already?

by Bryan Gilbreath October 1, 2009