A giant mythical, gay robot from the future that turns into a simply fabulous dance club. Faggatron most closely resembles a Transformer in appearance, but communicates with a pronounced effeminate lisp. Faggatron is the result of years of intense faggatronics research (hence his
name).
Faggatrons primary objective is to combat
homosexual intolerance, by transforming into a simply fabulous discotheque for all to enjoy. With a
sassy lisp, "hey guys .. let'
s party", is a hard thing to resist from a 80 foot robot with laser blasters.
While Faggatron is RARELY seen in his physical form, his influence on the world still shines bright today. The UK's pop music scene was particularly fortunate in the 1980's.
As a concept, Faggatron challenges the notion of how exactly a robot could be
homosexual in the first place. While Faggatron is mostly a-sexual, his design is more yang than yin. This is further explored by the First Church of Appliantology
One can always tell where Faggatron has been, because of the residual level of faggatronics in the area. This can result in a higher than normal level of art galleries, dance clubs, and botiques with
urban accessories for the
metrosexual gentleman.
Gary: "I feel that my sexual identity is not being respected"
Chip: "Don't worry Gary. Faggatron
will be here soon to blast all these fools. Then we
will dance."
