Factsmith 

A person of dubious nature, who links unrelated facts together in an attempt to confuse, impress or intimidate another person with their worldly astuteness.

Theresa- "Like, OMG!!! Jonathan is so SMART!!!"
Mary- "Are you kidding me?!!! He's a total factsmith!"
Theresa- "Factsmith, ...really? There's no such thing as a "factsmith"!
Mary- Urban Dictionary, look it up!

Factsmith by Factsmith September 2, 2018

fartsmith 

1 The creator of flatulence.
2 The creator of something of comparable quality to flatulence.

Used either in 1 respect or 2 disrespect of the subject.

1 Only I, master fartsmith, could create such a mulitleveled olfactory experience!

2 What kind of fartsmith are you, starting an idiotic message thread like that?

fartsmith by Naney the Goat-Hearder April 26, 2004

fucksmith 

A person who regularly fucks up.

Aubrey: "My husband spilled paint all over the goddamn carpet again."

Vicki: "No shit?"

Aubrey: "Yeah, he's been a real fucksmith lately."

fucksmith by Geoff AF May 2, 2010

failsmith 

Someone who specialises in the craft of failing.

"Mark is never around when you actually need him, hes such a failsmith"

failsmith by styxuk October 12, 2008

factshit 

The opposite of bullshit.

When you are sure about your stance and the validity of your argument and your opposition resorts to crass curses, such as calling you or your ideas bullshit, return in kind.

"Johnny that plan is bullshit it'll never work"
"No, fuck you. It's factshit."

factshit by Antagonist November 20, 2007

Fapsmith 

One who can fap and jizz in under 1 second of fapping.

Issac is the Fapsmith.

Fapsmith by fapsmith69 July 13, 2010

Factsitive 

A Mixture of Facts that acts like a Laxitive,Flurging Bullshit from the Brain.

He's been going around spouting pure Bullshit. Give that boy a Factsitive.

Factsitive by Waboa February 7, 2009