fartsmith

1 The creator of flatulence.
2 The creator of something of comparable quality to flatulence.

Used either in 1 respect or 2 disrespect of the subject.

1 Only I, master fartsmith, could create such a mulitleveled olfactory experience!

2 What kind of fartsmith are you, starting an idiotic message thread like that?

by Naney the Goat-Hearder April 26, 2004

Fartsthma

When someone farts in a confined space and you can't breathe to the point where you wheeze

Someone farted on the train and it gave me fartsthma

by Jesseh May 12, 2016

fartshit

delicious orange cheese popcorn

Mike: "Ooh, look what they have here!"

Tom: "Yeah, fartshit."

by joonerino August 21, 2008

failsmith

Someone who specialises in the craft of failing.

"Mark is never around when you actually need him, hes such a failsmith"

by styxuk October 12, 2008

Fapsmith

One who can fap and jizz in under 1 second of fapping.

Issac is the Fapsmith.

by fapsmith69 July 13, 2010

fart smith

A game in which one individual spontaneously declares another to be the "Fart Smith". All those in attendance are then obligated to try to fart before the Fart Smith does. Whoever farts first wins that round of "Fart Smith".

Michael is the Fart Smith!

by JimmyJoeb September 22, 2007

Fartshitler

A fart that smells like the shit of Hitler.

I fartshitlered in front of a nun and her head exploded in a pile of Christian goop.

by GooseAttack June 22, 2011