fartsmith 

1 The creator of flatulence.
2 The creator of something of comparable quality to flatulence.

Used either in 1 respect or 2 disrespect of the subject.

1 Only I, master fartsmith, could create such a mulitleveled olfactory experience!

2 What kind of fartsmith are you, starting an idiotic message thread like that?

fartsmith by Naney the Goat-Hearder April 26, 2004

Fartsthma 

When someone farts in a confined space and you can't breathe to the point where you wheeze

Someone farted on the train and it gave me fartsthma

Fartsthma by Jesseh May 12, 2016

fartshit 

delicious orange cheese popcorn

Mike: "Ooh, look what they have here!"

Tom: "Yeah, fartshit."

fartshit by joonerino August 21, 2008

failsmith 

Someone who specialises in the craft of failing.

"Mark is never around when you actually need him, hes such a failsmith"

failsmith by styxuk October 12, 2008

Fapsmith 

One who can fap and jizz in under 1 second of fapping.

Issac is the Fapsmith.

Fapsmith by fapsmith69 July 13, 2010

fart smith 

A game in which one individual spontaneously declares another to be the "Fart Smith". All those in attendance are then obligated to try to fart before the Fart Smith does. Whoever farts first wins that round of "Fart Smith".

Michael is the Fart Smith!

fart smith by JimmyJoeb September 22, 2007

Fartshitler 

A fart that smells like the shit of Hitler.

I fartshitlered in front of a nun and her head exploded in a pile of Christian goop.

Fartshitler by GooseAttack June 22, 2011