factshit

The opposite of bullshit.

When you are sure about your stance and the validity of your argument and your opposition resorts to crass curses, such as calling you or your ideas bullshit, return in kind.

"Johnny that plan is bullshit it'll never work"
"No, fuck you. It's factshit."

by Antagonist November 20, 2007

fartshit

delicious orange cheese popcorn

Mike: "Ooh, look what they have here!"

Tom: "Yeah, fartshit."

by joonerino August 21, 2008

faceshitted

when you have gone so far into your drunken ass night to the point where you can't even say shitfaced right.

John was hitting on some really fat chicks tonight, damn faceshitted bastard.

by dave p March 3, 2006

fatshit

fat fucking shitcock that always pisses everybody off and you like to beat the hell out of

shut the fuck up fatty mcfatshit

by ihatesmith January 28, 2005

faceshitting

The act of using facebook via a mobile device whilst sitting on the toilet.

Gabe:
Hey Todd, were you on your iPod touch while you were taking a shit?

Todd:
Yeah, I was faceshitting.. Check out my new status

by toddrabies September 9, 2010

fatshit

A fat weak peice of shit that drives a 1950's yellow truck named Eric Lueders who runs and cries to his daddy about everything and is in ir classes because hes a retard becuase all the fat molecules went to his head becuase they ran out of room in his white house sized ass.He Has a dick so tiny you wouldnt be able to see it even with a microscope, but it doesnt matter because he will never get girl because hes fat,gay,and hasnt hit puberty yet and the only hair on his body other than his head is on the moles on the side of his face which get covered in cheese every time he eats a pretzel because hes so fat that he cant get the food in his mouth so he has to rub it on his face so it absorbs into his fat ass. His ass is so fat that 1 out of 5 chairs he sits in will break from the extreme amount of weight, and no one likes him.

Eric Lueders is a fatshit that has no talent what so ever and should go kill himself, but he will probably fail becuase there is no rope in the world that can support his weight and no bullet in the world that can penetrate his fat ass.

by Tycho Brahe March 17, 2005

fatshit

a fat person with tits and can't find there private parts.

Greg poulos went to fat camp but he is still a fat shit

by bob dole August 17, 2003