The new wave word to use in place of "facts." When something is agreeable or worthy of interjecting the fact that an opinion is comon; one should refrain from the use of "true" or "facts", but instead dapperly make use of the word "factoids." It is a highly fresh piece of lingo, therefore it should only be used by the most clean in society.
Person one~"Yo, Kim K and Niki really have the biggest fatties!"
Person two~"FACTOIDS!!!! I would smash any day"
A very small fact. Usually used when one wishes to express what a small fact his fellow peer has just spoken upon.
The word can also be used as an insult, in the simple context of expressing that the speaker of the fact is actually saying such a small fact that it is a factoid, therefore being painfully obvious. Sort of another way of saying no shit sherlock.
Friend: "Yo, Justin Beiber is bad!"
Me: "Straight Factoids!"
Or
Friend: "Did you know, Spongebob is a sponge?"
Me: "Bruh, that's a factoid, wtf"
(background)as we walk down the road of life blah blah blah
(person)(sigh)is he having one of his lectures again
(hayden)yeah its horrible hes using factoisms
factoisms:cup of life,lets get the ball rolling,lets put some motion in this ocean,we got some fish to fry,hows it goin around the ranch,ohh how the mighty have fallen,and really theres too manny to put down.
Fac-toi-ded: Factoided is the verb used to announce someones previous statement or sentence was factually incorrect.
The word derives from MaeveMurphy's Gibberish.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*