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facesex
facesex by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004
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facesex • facesexting • facetexting • Facelexia • facesearch • facsexting • FadeSexual • fayesexual • Fecesexual • face exercises
Facesex
The act of making two emoticons have sex with eachother. If they are put up against eachother that is called facesex.
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Facesex by Vee and Cee December 6, 2010
FadeSexual
FadeSexual by DaddyDenji February 2, 2021
Fecesexual
Fecesexual is when you are sexually or romantically attracted to feces (poop/dung). Yes, I am somewhat serious about this. No, this is not officially apart of the 2SLGBTQIA+ community. (I swear this is just a joke but if you want, you can be Fecesexual.)
"Hey Dan, what's your sexual preference?" asked John.
"I am Fecesexual," Dan replied, "I like to do the dirty with the dung."
"I am Fecesexual," Dan replied, "I like to do the dirty with the dung."
Fecesexual by A literal 13 year old November 2, 2021
face sex
"Dude a had some great face sex with you mom last night"
"I sure oculd go for some face sex about now"
"I sure oculd go for some face sex about now"
face sex by "B" to the "T" September 15, 2005
facesearch
aww man i didn't get that job i went for last week, turns out my boss facesearched me and didn't like my hatred of authority and my party hard ethos
facesearch by subz91 October 15, 2010
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