Similar to having phone sex, FaceSex is the act of having telecommunicational sex via FaceTime, most commonly done using a portable device such as an iPod or an iPhone.
"Me and Natasha had some crazy FaceSex last night, thank god my phone is stain resistant!"
Fecesexual is when you are sexually or romantically attracted to feces (poop/dung). Yes, I am somewhat serious about this. No, this is not officially apart of the 2SLGBTQIA+ community. (I swear this is just a joke but if you want, you can be Fecesexual.)
"Hey Dan, what's your sexual preference?" asked John.
"I am Fecesexual," Dan replied, "I like to do the dirty with the dung."
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."