Faciest 

(noun) 1. Someone who supports every side of a debate for the sake of boosting his self-image, ratings, and/ or poll numbers. 2. Someone who has many faces or agreeable sides to an argument. 3. Someone who is two-faced.

"Depending on the audience, some people are so faciest to get everyone to be supportive than critical of past errors."

Faciest by Norwegian English Dictionary November 30, 2011

facestoning 

The mindless surfing facebook completely blazed with no purpose whatsoever. Often accompanied by a gaping mouth, glazed-over eyes, and staying up late into the night accomplishing nothing.

"Dude why did you sleep til 4 in the afternoon?"
"After I came home from smoking with some people last night I ended up facestoning for hours."

facestoning by jordiebish November 18, 2009

facestab

When a french douchebag kills you instantly by swinging a small knife in your face.

"WTF? WTF? WTF? THAT AFRICAN SPY BULLSHIT JUST FACESTABBED ME"

facestab by African Jezus February 6, 2009

facestalk 

To look at pictures, read profile information, and/or repeatedly check the status of an individual on facebook. This person can range from a good friend to someone who you have never actually met.

I was facestalking, and I found out that girl I met last night has a boyfriend.

facestalk by John Ryan Smith March 30, 2007

facist

The wrong way to spell FASCIST, you big dummy.

duhh what was it again?

facist by joram Krol May 20, 2005

fabiest

Fucking fabulous

I am the fabiest of you all.

fabiest by Wolfmenz November 4, 2014

Facesturbate 

Masturbating to someone on Facebook.

Her profile picture was too small
For me to facesturbate so I had to add her.

Facesturbate by Booyah123 June 25, 2010