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The disease in which the afflicted person(s) unconsciously makes a face that could be interpreted as sexual arousal, constipation, or insanity.
Dont worry Hector, he doesn't think your hot, he just has Facial Distortion Syndrome
by Facial Distortion Syn Survivor October 26, 2009
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