Facilitize 

A horribly incorrect useage of grammar, based on the word facilitate. This word ignorantly runs rampant within Boeing and possibly other corporate entities. Its means, to go make sure that all facilities are in place for an upcoming project.

"John, is stall 1F2 all facilitized? We need that shiz done, hurry the F up!"

"Jesus! Fritz, is it really best practice to facilitize before you even look at the impact of the scenario? Your killing me Fritz."

Facilitize by ninja787 September 23, 2009

facilitize 

a horrible mispronunciation of the word facilitate by a loud ignorant person named spiritual baddie.

We need to facilitize the uplifting of Pinkie Doll. In Pinkie Doll we trust.

facilitize by Gypsigh July 21, 2023

facilitate 

to make easier

facilitate growth

facilitate by MlgDoge 160000 February 15, 2017

cock facilitate 

To assist another in hooking up. Antonym to cockblock.

Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone to hookup because her roomate would cock facilitate, by leaving and giving them privacy.

cock facilitate by max100 May 31, 2009

facilities management 

The act of shitting in another man's ass and fucking it for the sole purpose of looking busy

Well I'll be damned if I ever rely on facilities management to get anything done

facilities management by Albert11 February 21, 2008

facilities 

bathroom, rest room (usually public) (origin probably Canadian slang)

After quaffing four beers, Joe made a run for the facilities.

facilities by Mickey E August 11, 2005

facilitree 

a tree where you do #1 or #2, when you don't have a proper toilet, and feel the sudden urge to go. usually easier to do #1.

bob: i need to go do some business.
bill: hey, use a facilitree!
bob: where are they?
bill: uhh...everywhere..?

facilitree by faciliphobic May 10, 2006