Facialise
Facialise by Captain Facial May 11, 2009
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Fandalise
1. Modification of objects usually related to fandoms with no malicious intent e.g. Altering of factual information (Wikipedia pages) or images (posters).
1. "Oh my god, _________'s wiki page was totally fandalised by a bunch of pre-pubescent girls!"
Person 1: I just fandalised a Twilight poster!
Person 2: How?
Person 1: I stuck a photo of my face over Bella Swan's!
Person 1: I just fandalised a Twilight poster!
Person 2: How?
Person 1: I stuck a photo of my face over Bella Swan's!
Fandalise by Jelly Toast October 31, 2009
dr.facilier
dr.facilier by smart nibba September 25, 2018
high speed facials
When driving on the highway and someone opens the window and drops a load in the wind resulting with someone getting a facial behind.
high speed facials- Haha man did you see that high speed facial on the highway last night it was extreme.
high speed facials by Rbomb04 August 31, 2014
faciale
faciale by cochon de français January 29, 2014
Facialist
Someone who performs aesthetic skin care procedures to the skin on the face.
A facialist performs glycolic acid peels, lactic acid peels and is widely trained in product ingredients. A facialist understands what will work for your skin type.
A facialist makes your face look amazingly beautiful and you skin radiates.
A facialist is a well trained aesthetician who massages your face and sometimes your neck too.
A facialist works at a spa.
A facialist performs glycolic acid peels, lactic acid peels and is widely trained in product ingredients. A facialist understands what will work for your skin type.
A facialist makes your face look amazingly beautiful and you skin radiates.
A facialist is a well trained aesthetician who massages your face and sometimes your neck too.
A facialist works at a spa.
"My facialist tells me that I need to use this hyaluronic acid moisturizer everyday that's why my skin is so soft."
"My facialist is going to be so mad at me."
"My facialist charges me when I don't show up to my appointment."
"My facialist is going to be so mad at me."
"My facialist charges me when I don't show up to my appointment."
Facialist by draijasnake October 17, 2012
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