Facilitaker 

A person who drops a joke bomb (punchline with no context) while leaving someone else to explain it, rendering them the inevitable deliverer of the unfunny punchline (unfunny because it’s taken them so long to explain it)

I’m going to have to explain that now, because no one understands it! You’re such a facilitaker

Facilitaker by MrsSmallCardiff July 18, 2025

Facilitaker 

A facilitaker is someone who drops a joke-bomb (punchline with no context) while leaving someone else to explain it, rendering them the inevitable deliverer of the unfunny punchline (unfunny because it’s taken them so long to explain it)

No one’s going to understand that! I’m going to have to explain it- yours such a facilitaker!

Facilitaker by MrsSmallCardiff July 18, 2025

facilitate 

to make easier

facilitate growth

facilitate by MlgDoge 160000 February 15, 2017

cock facilitate 

To assist another in hooking up. Antonym to cockblock.

Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone to hookup because her roomate would cock facilitate, by leaving and giving them privacy.

cock facilitate by max100 May 31, 2009

Bullshit Facilitator

A Bullshit Facilitator is a certain professional, or group of them, that couldn't make it to the Big League in the western world, so decided to spice up his/their CV and venture somewhere else in one of under-development countries, hoping to be mistaken for a Guru and to get some business.
Generally bullshit facilitators have western looks, spiffed up attires, and they talk a lot of pseudo-jargon at length, trying always to sound intelligent and business-savvy by decorating their long speeches to clueless audiences with words such as 'collaterals', 'rationales', 'incidence', 'strategy', 'low hanging fruits', 'branding' and other buzzwords, mixed with complex diagrams that resembles oftentimes the structure of Dante's Inferno.
This, in terms of business, is like wanting to teach the theories of West Coast Offense to some 5th Graders playing touch football once a week on sundays afternoons.

Generally their fields of specialty are those gray zones in business where you can say everything and the exact contrary and not being easily proven wrong, such as, for instance, design, or, I dunno, branding and marketing.

They're facilitators because they make easier to absorb bullshit by mistaking shit for sound business advices and also in the sense that they make easier for other countries to produce that same bullshit that come from the Western World.

Lim Lin: "Hey! That guy that spoke at the workshop yesterday know how to wear his hat! He's so knowledgeable"

Darren: "mmmmmmm, to me he seemed nothing but another bullshit facilitator"

Bullshit Facilitator by Parcerito February 3, 2010

Facilitated Fucking 

When one helps you fuck yourself by any means.

Hotdog Xansabar is a master at facilitated fucking.

Facilitated Fucking by Hotdog Xansabar May 28, 2018

facilitate 

to make easier for others.

i_Facilitate

basketball: the assist leader in the league facilitates the game for his teammates

facilitate by nick nocie May 22, 2006