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Facerbation

To create a face book page dedicated to all of the outstanding qualities about one's self, and then "liking" said page on his own profile. The self gratification is similar to sexually pleasuring one's self.
Did you catch John's facerbation?

No

He created an entire page dedicated to all of his "outstanding qualities" and exceptional achievements, and then "liked" himself.

And then came in his pants?

Yes, Exactly.
Facerbation by serry November 2, 2011
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fakeration 

When someone says something knowing it is not true.
"Man, Ron Burgundy is always on some fakeration- the dude says hes on the way, then doesn't answer his phone for the rest of the night. Wack."
fakeration by NickDubious December 17, 2008

Facecation 

When someone takes a vacation from Facebook, a popular social networking site that it notoriously addicting. Facecations are usually taken to spend more time on homework, activities, job, etc.
JOE SHMO is taking a Facecation, bbl. =)

"Why is Joe never on Facebook?"
"He's taking a Facecation."
Facecation by Sharpie Rainbow October 24, 2008

Faceturbation

The act of Facebook-stalking yourself and generally all around creeping on your own Facebook profile.
Looking at pictures of your old swim meets is such faceturbation!

Faperation 

Masturbating an hour before sex to prepare for it and increase your endurance

fap+preperation
I've gotta do some faperation so I don't blow my load in the first 5 seconds
Faperation by chillxx February 8, 2014

faceturbation

the act of masturbating to your friends' pictures on facebook.
craigbot was caught with his pants down on facebook commiting faceturbation.
faceturbation by Loyalservant563 December 9, 2007

Facecation 

Changing check-in location on Facebook and posting from places or cities you would like to travel to. Posting a virtual vacation on Facebook.
5 minutes ago in Memphis, TN. *while sitting at home*= facecation
Facecation by Tricky1234 March 10, 2013
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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