The act of Facebook-stalking yourself and generally all around creeping on your own Facebook profile.
by ihavenopseudonym April 5, 2011
Johnny: Feeling lonely tonight, think it's a good time for a little faceturbation..
*likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* AHHHHH *facegasm*
*mom comes in*
Johnny: OHHH GOD MOM I CAN EXPLAIN
Mom: What are you gonna explain, that you have no friends?
*likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* AHHHHH *facegasm*
*mom comes in*
Johnny: OHHH GOD MOM I CAN EXPLAIN
Mom: What are you gonna explain, that you have no friends?
by pinkzeppelin09 December 19, 2011
Engaging in solitary, senseless time-wasting Facebook games and activities designed to keep you on Facebook as long as possible.
Bob has got to cut back on his Faceturbation -- he's been super-poking me for two weeks straight!
I've been faceturbating with Flower Gifts for six hours now!
I've been faceturbating with Flower Gifts for six hours now!
by The Showquest August 18, 2009
The act of masturbating to pictures found on Facebook. Faceturbators search for attractive pictures of people they know, or just strangers in their network, and use them to get off.
by A concerned citizen of February 15, 2007
craigbot was caught with his pants down on facebook commiting faceturbation.
by Loyalservant563 November 13, 2007
Verb: the act of liking your own status or pictures on Face Book just to gain higher 'like' numbers, or in a sad act of self approval.
Look at him, he's faceturbating again, i think thats a bit sad.
or
She's not that popular, she just faceturbates so people think she is.
or
She's not that popular, she just faceturbates so people think she is.
by Dann C July 11, 2012
The practice of getting pleasure from feeling and rubbing one's face. Originally coined for shavegeeks who loved to feel their smooth shaves, faceturbating can also be done by anyone who is impressed with the smoothness, clarity, or overall sexiness of their facial epidermis.
by chavegeek January 24, 2009