Faceturbation
The act of Facebook-stalking yourself and generally all around creeping on your own Facebook profile.
Faceturbation by ihavenopseudonym April 23, 2011
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faceturbation
craigbot was caught with his pants down on facebook commiting faceturbation.
faceturbation by Loyalservant563 December 9, 2007
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Faceturbation
Johnny: Feeling lonely tonight, think it's a good time for a little faceturbation..
*likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* AHHHHH *facegasm*
*mom comes in*
Johnny: OHHH GOD MOM I CAN EXPLAIN
Mom: What are you gonna explain, that you have no friends?
*likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* AHHHHH *facegasm*
*mom comes in*
Johnny: OHHH GOD MOM I CAN EXPLAIN
Mom: What are you gonna explain, that you have no friends?
Faceturbation by pinkzeppelin09 December 27, 2011
Faceturbation
Engaging in solitary, senseless time-wasting Facebook games and activities designed to keep you on Facebook as long as possible.
Bob has got to cut back on his Faceturbation -- he's been super-poking me for two weeks straight!
I've been faceturbating with Flower Gifts for six hours now!
I've been faceturbating with Flower Gifts for six hours now!
Faceturbation by The Showquest August 18, 2009
faceterbating
Did you see Jenna's new album man? I was faceterbating to the bikini pictures and I came like three times.
faceterbating by Fancy-Panties February 18, 2009
fapsturbation
A theoretical act of self pleasure, often described as masturbation squared, or F=M^2. Can also describe intense masturbation, or simple everyday masturbation for hyperbolic effect. The word is simply a contraction of the slang term 'fap' and the word 'masturbation'.
"My parents just caught me fapsturbating to skinemax, no tv for a week."
"Man, that's harsh. They always say fapsturbation is a sin, but we know everyone does it."
"Man, that's harsh. They always say fapsturbation is a sin, but we know everyone does it."
fapsturbation by Bearded Justice November 9, 2011
fasturbation
fasturbation by Dave Bose June 20, 2003
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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