facerbating
To masturbate while Facebooking
facerbating by Chronic Facerbater October 24, 2009
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faceterbating
Did you see Jenna's new album man? I was faceterbating to the bikini pictures and I came like three times.
faceterbating by Fancy-Panties February 18, 2009
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Facedating
The act of hollering at and/or dating someone soley through the use of Facebook, because otherwise they would not talk to each other.
So Peter, I heard you and Dana were in a relationship.
Yeah, we've been Facedating for a couple of months now, its been great.
So, will you get to see her in person?
Probably not, because she's living in Costa Rica now.
Yeah, we've been Facedating for a couple of months now, its been great.
So, will you get to see her in person?
Probably not, because she's living in Costa Rica now.
Facedating by Nectar man September 3, 2009
Fasterbating
David: Well, my mom was coming home soon, but I was majorly horny... so I started Fasterbating.
Jim Bob: And...
David: 1 minute 30 seconds
Jim Bob: Nice
Jim Bob: And...
David: 1 minute 30 seconds
Jim Bob: Nice
Fasterbating by Chaz E. February 28, 2008
Facebaiting
Posting vague, self pitying status updates on Facebook in an obvious bid for attention and emotional support.
Facebaiting by Johnwilkie April 2, 2011
facebaiting
The phenomenon whereby an intentional and impossibly obscure Facebook status causes numerous friends to respond.
facebaiting by Mace in AZ February 14, 2009
Fasterbating
Man, the other day, I had like five minutes from the time my mom went down the street to get the mail til she came back up to help me get my stuff! I was fasterbating like a mother fucker!!
Fasterbating by Comanche Jackson September 30, 2011
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