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When someone likes his own status/photo/comment on Facebook.
Johnny: Feeling lonely tonight, think it's a good time for a little faceturbation..

*likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* AHHHHH *facegasm*

*mom comes in*

Johnny: OHHH GOD MOM I CAN EXPLAIN

Mom: What are you gonna explain, that you have no friends?
by pinkzeppelin09 December 19, 2011
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Engaging in solitary, senseless time-wasting Facebook games and activities designed to keep you on Facebook as long as possible.
Bob has got to cut back on his Faceturbation -- he's been super-poking me for two weeks straight!

I've been faceturbating with Flower Gifts for six hours now!
by The Showquest August 18, 2009
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