Faceturbation

The act of Facebook-stalking yourself and generally all around creeping on your own Facebook profile.

Looking at pictures of your old swim meets is such faceturbation!

Faceturbation by ihavenopseudonym April 23, 2011

faceturbation

the act of masturbating to your friends' pictures on facebook.

craigbot was caught with his pants down on facebook commiting faceturbation.

faceturbation by Loyalservant563 December 9, 2007

Faceturbation

When someone likes his own status/photo/comment on Facebook.

Johnny: Feeling lonely tonight, think it's a good time for a little faceturbation..

*likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* AHHHHH *facegasm*

*mom comes in*

Johnny: OHHH GOD MOM I CAN EXPLAIN

Mom: What are you gonna explain, that you have no friends?

Faceturbation by pinkzeppelin09 December 27, 2011

Faceturbation

Engaging in solitary, senseless time-wasting Facebook games and activities designed to keep you on Facebook as long as possible.

Bob has got to cut back on his Faceturbation -- he's been super-poking me for two weeks straight!

I've been faceturbating with Flower Gifts for six hours now!

Faceturbation by The Showquest August 18, 2009

faceterbating 

Materbating while stalking someone of facebook.

Did you see Jenna's new album man? I was faceterbating to the bikini pictures and I came like three times.

faceterbating by Fancy-Panties February 18, 2009

fapsturbation 

A theoretical act of self pleasure, often described as masturbation squared, or F=M^2. Can also describe intense masturbation, or simple everyday masturbation for hyperbolic effect. The word is simply a contraction of the slang term 'fap' and the word 'masturbation'.

"My parents just caught me fapsturbating to skinemax, no tv for a week."
"Man, that's harsh. They always say fapsturbation is a sin, but we know everyone does it."

fapsturbation by Bearded Justice November 9, 2011

fasturbation 

Competitive Speed Wanking

Doctors warned of excessive injuries this weekend of fasturbation

fasturbation by Dave Bose June 20, 2003