Facedurbation 

The act of masturbating over someone's Facebook pictures. Usually carried out by stalkers, obsessives and criminally insane sexual predators.

Facedurbation in the library is frowned upon

Facedurbation by museicman February 26, 2012

Faceturbation

The act of Facebook-stalking yourself and generally all around creeping on your own Facebook profile.

Looking at pictures of your old swim meets is such faceturbation!

Faceturbation by ihavenopseudonym April 23, 2011

faceturbation

the act of masturbating to your friends' pictures on facebook.

craigbot was caught with his pants down on facebook commiting faceturbation.

faceturbation by Loyalservant563 December 9, 2007

Faceturbating 

The practice of getting pleasure from feeling and rubbing one's face. Originally coined for shavegeeks who loved to feel their smooth shaves, faceturbating can also be done by anyone who is impressed with the smoothness, clarity, or overall sexiness of their facial epidermis.

Dude I got the closest shave this morning, I was faceturbating all day long.

Faceturbating by chavegeek January 24, 2009

Faceturbating 

Masturbating To pictures on Facebook.

I was caught faceturbating to profile pictures of the hot asian with the big booty and nice titties.

Faceturbating by I'm erect right now aren't you June 30, 2011

Faceturbation

When someone likes his own status/photo/comment on Facebook.

Johnny: Feeling lonely tonight, think it's a good time for a little faceturbation..

*likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* *likes* *unlikes* AHHHHH *facegasm*

*mom comes in*

Johnny: OHHH GOD MOM I CAN EXPLAIN

Mom: What are you gonna explain, that you have no friends?

Faceturbation by pinkzeppelin09 December 27, 2011

Faceturbating 

When someone likes their own activity on Facebook. Can be applied to other social networks.

Guy 1: (Likes his own status)
Guy 2: Dude stop faceturbating.

Faceturbating by Rusty Pecker December 25, 2010