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Facefight

1. The passive-aggressive act of making threatening faces to someone when in public, or while in the company of others, as to not make a scene.

2. To mouth curse words in a threatening manner to someone in public, so others don't hear you.
"I got in a major facefight with boyfriend at the restaurant, and gave him looks like I wanted to punch his face in."

"She called me out in front of our friends, and then we got in a facefight; I mouthed every name in the book to her!"
by JB-money July 9, 2012
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facefight

the act of fighting or dissing someone over facebook wall posts/status/photo comments
man why are those two chicks not talking?

cuz they had a huge facefight last night
by 69master69 December 6, 2007
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Glory Firefighter

That guy who becomes a firefighter so he can put pictures of himself on Facebook and brag to his friends about all the babies he's saved even though he's the new probie who's only been on for a month and has no idea what he's getting in to.

This person doesn't pull his weight around the station, but why should he since he's a god? Chances are, this person hasn't even been in a real fire before.
Joe is such a glory firefighter, all he does is update his Facebook while he's not paying attention in training meetings about how much he loves being a firefighter.

Joe has been real quiet since we ran that bad car accident last Wednesday. I wonder how much he loves being a hero now that he's seen what we really do here.
by Ladder16 November 27, 2011
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Two Story Firefighter

A sexual act in which two people dress up like a tall firefighter. One person from the waist up, the other from the waist down.
The person dressed in the lower half must then stick his/her head into their partner anus or vagina. Creating the illusion of a very tall firefighter.
Mark: Dude that party was crazy last night.
Antony: I don't know man my head and neck hurt bad.
Mark: That's because you and Molly did a Two Story Firefighter!
Antony: Awesome!
*They high five*
by Wantacow March 15, 2009
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Junior firefighter

A junior firefighter or commonly known as explorer helps out the real firemen they get the bunker gear that firemen wear and they do everything a normal fireman would do except go into the building... They do things from changing air packs to Spraying the hose at the fire outside of the building many junior firefighters are so dedicated to the program they go to real firefighter meetings and drills....most explorers end up being real firefighters in the longrun Being a junior firefighter is great and will set a fun expierence for you As i said before you Get Bunker gear known as the equipment Firemen wear into the building Being a junior firefighter is GREAT!
Fireman:Hey Buddy/explorer Heres my air pack Change out the tank for me
Junior firefighter:Okay will do!
Fireman:Hey explorer! Get that hose out of the back pumper! Get it hooked up to the hydrant and spray that right window!
Junior firefighter:I love this program its the best
by Exploreroffirefighting May 11, 2011
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Friendly Firefighter

The Friendly Firefighter is a sexual position where a man stands behind a standing woman and puts his penis between her legs. When he cums she is able to use his dick as her own and shoot and whatever target she wants including other women or men.
Diane and I did the Friendly Firefighter all over the curtains, couch, and coffee table of the Airbnb.
by BearTwoDope September 19, 2023
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Dick to Face Fight

At first things were going smooth and gentle, next thing I know, we got into a dick to face fight...
by Asvetic February 27, 2008
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