Facebook Fat 

A girl who spends so much time on Facebook, that she gets fat from lack of exercise.

Tiffany use to be so cute, but then she got Facebook Fat. She spends all her spare time on that site.

Facebook Fat by mike87111 May 11, 2011

Facebook Father 

A divorced Father who wants no direct involvement with his child and whines about having to provide financial support, yet plasters his Facebook page with pictures of his son to give the impression of being a loving Father.

Dick is such a Facebook Father, he spends all his child support on gambling and alcohol and never speaks to his son, yet he gets a tattoo of the boy and posts pics on FB.

Facebook Father by Crazy86 September 1, 2012

facebook fatigue

The condition of being bored with facebook.

I haven't updated my Facebook profile in months. I have facebook fatigue.

facebook fatigue by circushead March 7, 2008

Facebook Fatigue

You're exhausted because your real life can't keep up with your virtual one.

Friend: "I sent you a Facebook message and never heard back. What up?"

You: "Sorry, man. I have a serious case of Facebook Fatigue. The doc says I need hot tea, fresh air and to practice looking into the distance at least 3x a day."

Facebook Fatigue by trailer y February 23, 2011

Facebook Father 

Man whose sole contribution to the upbringing of his child consists of Facebook postings extolling his virtues as a father. A Facebook Father wants all the rights of fatherhood with none of the responsibilities and uses Facebook to fool the causal observer into believing that he is Father of the Year.
See also: Deadtweet Dad

That Facebook Father just posted a beautiful picture of his daughter, but hasn't paid child support, medical expenses or any tuition for over a year.

Facebook Father by Salwanhoward June 2, 2012

facebook fatty 

when reuniting with old high school/college friends on facebook and you have a hard time recognizing them because they have gained significant weight

Holy Crap remember Kevin from Bio Class I found him on Facebook, I did not recognize him he is a facebook fatty.

facebook fatty by Teddy92128 November 17, 2010

Facebookation 

A compilation of Facebook and Vacation. A period of time, self imposed and rarely adhered to, where a person voluntarily avoids visiting their Facebook page to get a grip on the real world. A semi-facebookation involves visiting the page, answering messages but not updating status or answering/making comments.

Where is Fred?

Oh, he's around, he's just on a Facebookation.

For how long?

A week..

Ha ha ha ha ha! (Mutual laughter)

Yeah, so, he'll be on tonight?

Yup.

Facebookation by Bob Goatu May 24, 2009