Facebookbating 

Masterbating to a friend's picture on facebook.

I did not just walk in on you facebookbating.

Facebookbating by Epicforehead November 28, 2010

facebookurbating 

Masturbating while facebooking with household objects.

Facebookurbating "Oh this teaspoon feels so cute on my kitty" feminine

Facebookurbating "Wow this banana peel stripped me dry" masculine

facebookurbating by tracefacegirl February 14, 2012