Facemeat 

Meat of such dubious quality it has to be from the face of an animal. Found in McDonalds food and eyebrow raisingly cheap meat from a supermarket's budget brand. Facemeat can also contain trotters, ears and anus, basically anything that's kicking around on a factory floor. Formally known as 'Processed' meat or food. Facemeat can also apply to low quality foodstuffs, including fruit juice which would be called 'Facejuice'

Person 1: "Do you want a Spam sandwich?"
Person 2: "No, I don't do facemeat!"

Facemeat by Marcus Burscough March 10, 2008

FaceMeat 

The skin/meat on ones face.

Holy shit! Dave just got punched in the FaceMeat by Lou Ferrigno.

FaceMeat by BigTerryBlack June 5, 2010

facemeat 

Anatomical feature of cartoon animals where a distinct chunk of the face is colored like (light) human skin.

Seen in characters such as Mickey Mouse and Sonic the Hedgehog.

Theoretical biologists have long debated the precise nature and function of the facemeat.

"Wanna see my new Sonic the Hedgehog OC?"
"That's someone's tooth."
"Yes, but I sculpted little gloves, facemeat, and a freakish cyclopean eye, so now it's a Sonic OC."
"Whose tooth is this?"

facemeat by farco_ July 7, 2024

Facemate 

Anyone in your facebook friends list. Instead of classmates or soulmates, you have facemates.

I have 450 facemates. Good morning facemates! I have the best facemates.

Facemate by Kimhkimi October 1, 2010

Facemelter 

Just listen to Lost Horizon - Highlander (Part 2) from 4:29 onwards.

"WOOOOOOAHHH OHHH OHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHH AAOOOHHH" wow what a facemelter.

Facemelter by p0w33d August 15, 2010

facemat 

It’s like a doormat except your face is the thing being used. It’s usually a skater boy wiping his shoes on your face and it’s more popular with teenagers.

Person 1: I can’t believe that he used you as a facemat, his shoes are dirty, and he smeared the dirt all over your face!
Person 2: That’s what facemats are for, better than doormats.

facemat by doughbrough November 20, 2020

Facemelt 

1: Intricate, fast, and unbelievably skillful playing of guitar, Usually referring to a solo or just random shredding.

2: A substitute for "Unbelievable", "Amazing", "Astounding", and other remarks of extreme approval; Usually referring to music.

3: World Of Warcraft-specific slang for the Shadow Priest class.

4: A term for when a man ejaculates a large quantity of semen on a woman's face, thus giving it the appearance of "melting"

1) The guitar on Through The Fire And Flames by Dragonforce is facemelting with it's speed and melody.

2) The band Joe had playing on the stereo was facemeltingly good.

3) I was grinding my paladin up some levels when this jerk obliterated me with his facemelter.

4) The facemelter, as seen in countless pornographic videos and pictures.

Facemelt by Kolle January 3, 2008