Facebeat

The act of masturbating to profile pictures, photo albums, and the like on Facebook.

Juan: How was last night, mang?

Me: Thanks for asking, Juan. I was running super low on mental images of old girlfriends, coworkers and acquaintances to pud off to, so I logged onto Facebook and Facebeat literally all night long.

Juan: That's sick, homes.

by pizzahater January 14, 2010

Facemeat

Meat of such dubious quality it has to be from the face of an animal. Found in McDonalds food and eyebrow raisingly cheap meat from a supermarket's budget brand. Facemeat can also contain trotters, ears and anus, basically anything that's kicking around on a factory floor. Formally known as 'Processed' meat or food. Facemeat can also apply to low quality foodstuffs, including fruit juice which would be called 'Facejuice'

Person 1: "Do you want a Spam sandwich?"
Person 2: "No, I don't do facemeat!"

by Marcus Burscough March 10, 2008

Facebbatical

When you take time out from Facbeook because you realise its ruining your life. A Facebook Sabbatical.

I'm taking a Facebbatical. I can't handle seeing pics of my ex keep flagging up in my friend feed.

by vickysimmons January 24, 2009

Facebetiquette

The manners one is required to display on social networking sites to avoid being the target of ire from other users.

Andrew always 'likes' his own comments and status updates. Such poor facebetiquette.

by bobthekillerfish November 20, 2010

facebate

When utilizing Facebook as a medium to masterbate to various pictures, videos etc. of your friends

There was a very hot photo tagged on facebook and I facebated to it.

by Alex Costa November 15, 2007

Facebbatical

a rest from logging on/using Facebook that could last for a week to a month. The user will stay facebbatical until something new and eventful thing happens in their life.

I am definitely going on a Facebbatical. Facebook is taking so much of my time.

by meiling2009 November 11, 2009

ex-facebeau

An ex-boyfriend who becomes friends with you on Facebook hoping to get into your pants again.

My husband is so pissed, Eddie, my ex-facebeau, just invited me to his art opening in Soho.

by dear frannie January 27, 2009