Unfortunate genetic disorder or botched female circumcision in which the vagina and uteral region appear as though Crocodile Dundee went dynamite fishing in the female genitalia.

While she was doing the human pretzel, I gave the Chinese gymnist a jack nasty face with a sledge hammer, some barbed wire, and egg beaters.

jack nasty face by Rufus December 16, 2004

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face jacked

If a previous facebook user hasn't logged out of their profile, the next person may come along and edit details about this person.

Aron; "Peter, why does your profile say "Peter is bumming"?"
Peter; "Because Ian face jacked my profile"

face jacked by waveyourarms May 9, 2008

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Face-Jacking

When a friend forgets to logout of Facebook, Face-jacking is the art of making them appear to have written hilarious status updates about their own sister, become "fans" of lame things, and "like" anything and everything.

Not to be confused with a botched female circumcision, or jack nasty face

1. Cam: Why does Tim like my status?
Matil: Tim seems to like my status too?
Ben: Why would he like my status, when its just me talking about how good looking i am?

Matil: Looks like classic Face-Jacking

2. Why the hell am I a fan of both 'I hate crocks' and 'I hate the people who hate crocks' ?? Damn Face-Jacking...

Face-Jacking by Mad Dweeb November 4, 2009

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Face-Jacked

When you log on to Face Book and see that people have been carrying on conversations on "your page" without you. People that don't even know each other just sharing the witty reparte and now it takes up your whole page!

"I went to my home page on Face Book only to find my page had been "face-jacked" by my friends about some comment I made, that now has nothing to do with my original thought!"

Face-Jacked by bearbax June 15, 2009

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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