Rufus's definitions

jack nasty face

Unfortunate genetic disorder or botched female circumcision in which the vagina and uteral region appear as though Crocodile Dundee went dynamite fishing in the female genitalia.

While she was doing the human pretzel, I gave the Chinese gymnist a jack nasty face with a sledge hammer, some barbed wire, and egg beaters.

by Rufus December 16, 2004

cop

Ghetto slang for "pussy"

We fen' to cruise the hood tonight lookin for the cop.

That cop was top notch lat night.

by Rufus June 27, 2003

Grosserific

really gross

That puke was grosserific

by Rufus August 5, 2003

figa

The Italien Word for PuSSy

Smells Like Figa,,

by RuFus October 13, 2003

douchebag

Choosing to disregard basic and appropriate social graces of a normal human being in regards to anything relating to their own needs, feelings, and wellbeing over others specially those closed to them IE. Family relationships friends or strangers

Guy has a girlfriend who he gets pregnant and starts dating someone behind her back. what a Douchemove Douchebag

by Rufus December 4, 2014

PTFO

Passed-the-fuck-out. A party term usually referring to the state of unconsciousness as a result of too much alcohol.

Last night I was PTFO on the kitchen floor.

by Rufus February 26, 2003

lumberjack

When the proud proprietor of a large boner pulls his cock to the side only to let it go a moment later so that it swings back assaulting the victim's face. The lumberjack can also be done by pushing the boner downward so that it swings up and hit's the victim's chin, this is also known as an "upper-chuck."

"That bitch didn't know how to give head, so I lumberjacked her face with my cock."

"I lumberjacked her when she wasn't looking."

by Rufus June 27, 2003