4 definitions by j smoove operator

turtled

when receiving oral sex and then your legs get lifted and the person starts eating your ass leaving you stuck on your back with your anus in the air (like a turtle).

She was sucking my cock but then I got turtled.

by j smoove operator January 23, 2010

McBurgled

the stealing of someone's McDonalds food items

I went to the crapper and came back to find someone had McBurgled one of my burgers.

by j smoove operator March 14, 2009

facebooked

hitting someone in the face with a book

Yo, she got outta line so I facebooked her and now shes missing three teeth.

by j smoove operator March 14, 2009

jiffy-poppin

when an anus is filled with popcorn kernels and hot butter is poured into it

I love the feel, and he loves the taste, when we do some jiffy-poppin!

by j smoove operator January 23, 2010