FUVID

When you are so livid and fuming, and you are just about to lose your shit all over the floor...and just before you flip your lid, the word merge in the ultimate expression of anger.....

"you're trousers fell off...i am totally FUVID with you"

by Chrissylyn June 16, 2013

Fumid

Anger, the feeling where you just want to break your monitor.

"Michael was so fumid when his definition was only number 3."

by willybillydilly March 8, 2021

fubidiot

fucking bitch idiot

"My ex-wife is a fubidiot, that bitch thinks that I'm giving her half of my fucking money."

by jcf426 October 29, 2017

Fumidity

The hot steamy smelly atmosphere after you have taken a dump and then got into the shower.

I couldn't tell if my roommate had crapped in the shower or before, but the fumidity was funking up the whole apartment

by Kalamazoot March 16, 2009

Fluvid

An unfortunate situation of simultaneously being infected with SARS-CoV-2 and an influenza virus. The CDC states that it is possible for that to happen. The word is a portmanteau of influenza or flu and COVID.

I was just diagnosed with Fluvid. I'll see you in 2022!

by pitshundowner July 8, 2020

furidicules

When things are f**king ridicules...Its like watching clowns on fire, funny but yet tragic

Example 1

Guy 1: I saw a midget riding a tiger, he was juggling chain saws and the tiger was jumping through flaming rings of death.

Guy 2: Thats Furidicules

Example 2

This is the 5th time i have done this ridicules report, it is getting furidicules.

by Cotton5817 August 21, 2009

fumidor

A cabinet, container, room, or device used to protect perfumes and colognes from light and heat. Wine coolers and mini-fridges are often used for this purpose. Analogous to a humidor used for tobacco. Also known as a perfumidor.

My buddy collects colognes. He uses a mini-fridge as a fumidor for his really expensive and rare bottles.

by Redneck Perfumisto @ Basenotes December 9, 2008