Fuck fest

A fuck fest is what happens in a new, intimate relationship which includes days of sex, usually of the 'I just met you sex vs. make love' sex. At the end of a fuck fest, you appear jacked up, with messy hair, coconut oil everywhere, starving, but happy.

What did you do this weekend? Your hair is a floppy mess...
"Oh had a fuck fest... new BF"
Ah... got it.

by Funny Moms May 27, 2016

fuck fest

A sexual marathon involving two or more people. Generally involves more than one partner.

Man! I was banged twenty women last night. It was a total "fuck fest"!

by Champ February 21, 2002

Fuck-Fest

A really fucking annoying and or frustrating situation involving five or more people in a small space.

when trying top leave the movie theater, a 400 pound man tripped causing a serious fuck-fest for the people behing him

by anitasquatch horgan March 3, 2008

fuck-fest

Fuck Festival:gigantic orgy

I really enjoyed the lesbian fuck-fest

by Xyrus November 6, 2003

fuck fest

A massive orgy that generally includes more than 5 "couples".

Did you enjoy the fuck fest at the party last night?

by Xyrus November 13, 2003

Fuck-Fest

A really fucking annoying and or frustrating situation involving five or more people in a small space.

when trying top leave the movie theater, a 400 pound man tripped causing a serious fuck-fest for the people behing him

by anitasquatch horgan March 3, 2008

fuck fest

When you and some friend(s) are ahnging out and you start saying the f-bomb in every sentance.

Suzy:"I swear to fucking god, the fucker was so fucking annoying, all up in my fucking face! I mean what the fuck."
Yazmyn:"Dude, are we having a fucking fuck fest?"
Suzy:"Fuck yea!"

by Katyroo February 4, 2009