A fuck fest is what happens in a new, intimate relationship which includes days of sex, usually of the 'I just met you sex vs. make love' sex. At the end of a fuck fest, you appear jacked up, with messy hair, coconut oil everywhere, starving, but happy.
What did you do this weekend? Your hair is a floppy mess...
"Oh had a fuck fest... new BF"
Ah... got it.
by Funny Moms May 27, 2016
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A sexual marathon involving two or more people. Generally involves more than one partner.
Man! I was banged twenty women last night. It was a total "fuck fest"!
by Champ February 21, 2002
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A really fucking annoying and or frustrating situation involving five or more people in a small space.
when trying top leave the movie theater, a 400 pound man tripped causing a serious fuck-fest for the people behing him
by anitasquatch horgan February 22, 2008
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A massive orgy that generally includes more than 5 "couples".
Did you enjoy the fuck fest at the party last night?
by Xyrus November 13, 2003
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When you and some friend(s) are ahnging out and you start saying the f-bomb in every sentance.
Suzy:"I swear to fucking god, the fucker was so fucking annoying, all up in my fucking face! I mean what the fuck."
Yazmyn:"Dude, are we having a fucking fuck fest?"
Suzy:"Fuck yea!"
by Katyroo February 04, 2009
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another name for an orgie that sounds better, because orgies sound like an STD.
lets go have a fuck fest
sure sounds good
by donkyfricker December 20, 2010
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