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FRUMPTOAD 

An ugly or distasteful woman who deserves sour cum.
Also a term to describe Tyler when his titties perky
damn Denvers dreamgirl is a FRUMPTOAD lol, like Tyler.... you know what I mean. ; ) ; ) *VOMITS SHIT*
FRUMPTOAD by SOLODOLOTIMBO April 20, 2022
Words you can keep

frumptable 

A manner of dress that while providing ample amounts of comfort also appears bedraggled and disheveled.

Dressing frumpily in order to attain comfort.

When I got home Friday afternoon, I donned my sweats and my toe socks and plopped on the couch, and was all kinds of frumptable...
frumptable by Jennifer Lankenau August 1, 2007

Frumptastic 

Something or someone that is especially frumpy.
Wow, look at her! That long flowing skirt combined with those sensible shoes and the rest of her matronly look is quite frumptastic!
Frumptastic by Faloola K Cheezy January 25, 2011

Frumptard 

a person who has become mentally retarded due to the lack of expression of ones emotional turmoil or distress
Person A: So how are things with Cynthia?
Person B: Man, I know but i just don't, but maybe i'll find out if she still cares, and i just want her to be happy knowing im sad.
Person A:...What a frumptard
Person A aka "Frumptard": Sigh* (proceeds to cry like a frumptard)
Frumptard by dvst8r February 25, 2011

frumpadump 

To dump a frump after a sexual encounter or an episode of hogging. The method by which a hogger or frumper gets away from a butterface, bagger or Cleveland Brown with whom he has slept or had sex.
Don hooked up with that skinny, ugly girl and went home with her. He got out of that quickly in the morning with a standard frumpadump move. He asked her to get him something to eat, and when she left the room, he climbed out the window and ran away.
frumpadump by PMax March 9, 2008

Frumpadump 

A dowdy female who is dull and unfashionable. Lacking neatness and style.
That girl is such a frumpadump in those crocs and sweatpants.
Frumpadump by Kimberly Malpass January 11, 2009

frumpadinka 

A female who is dressed in sloppy or unfashionable attire. Usually fat and a tribally oriented visible minority.
Look at that fat ass fishtailing around in that brown corduroy tent she calls a skirt... What a frumpadinka.
frumpadinka by HotTuna July 30, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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