unfashionable 

An adjective used to describe the hottest human being on the planet

Alessia is unfashionable

unfashionable by Micorazon February 10, 2019

unfashionably late

Derived from fashionably late.
To be unfashionably late is to have missed, and gone over the time period (between 5-15 minutes) where you are fashionably late. While being fashionably late is recognized by the host(s), being unfashionably late makes you seem rude.

"Tom was unfashionably late for my party, what a dick"

unfashionably late by hardddcahh May 28, 2007

unfashionableness 

Unfashionableness- The state of ultimate unattractiveness cause by a very unfashionable item.

Kathy: i had to wear a most unattractive fluoro yellow headband over my ear!

Tommy: oh the agony of unfashionableness....

unfashionableness by Tommytherunner April 12, 2011

Unfashionably late

Showing up to an event when it's already over.

Bobby was so unfashionably late, he showed up to watch some football and the game was already over and everyone else had left.

Unfashionably late by RiskyShananigans February 3, 2017