FOOMSL 

AIM Acronym which can be used interchangeibly with LMAO

FOOMSL means: Fell Out Of My Seat Laughing

can also be said aloud
pronounced: Foom Sel
first coined by keavy on 22 march 06

Llewelyn: so i heard this joke 2day

Seamus:yea so do tell

Llewelyn:"3 old ladies where sitting on a park bench. Ethel, Marge and Bessie. Just then a flasher runs up to them, opens his coat and exposes himself to the 3 ladies. Immediately Ethel has a stroke. Marge has a stroke also. But Bessie, being feeble and weak couldn't reach that far."

Seamus:FOOMSL

Llewelyn:lol

FOOMSL by Keavy July 29, 2008

foosle 

disgusting, cheap alcohol

"Get the fuck off me with that foozle-it tastes like a monkey`s ass."

"Bring on da foosle-it`s time to party !"

foosle by torquemada23 May 11, 2010

foodslut 

noun. A woman who doesn't care what food she puts inside herself so long as it fits in her mouth.

Patty eats deep-fried Twinkies because she is a foodslut and is addicted to the cream-filling.

foodslut by shegavemydickpinkeye! January 26, 2011

Foosleforf 

A close ally of the city Düssleforf. A typical breeding ground for wood-eating goats. Also home to Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

Guy1: Dude should I bring my wooden shoes to Foosleforf?
Guy2: Wtf bro no the goats will eat them

Foosleforf by silent snakes July 22, 2019

Footslap

When you get slapped by a foot. In a slapping motion of slappy-ness. It is not a kick. It's A Slap. Of The foot. The foot-slap is usually used on the thigh, or foot.

Gay: Ouch! Why did you footslap me!? (On My Leg)
Guy: Cause you licked my omelette biatch!

Footslap by Dave (Jakeness) February 15, 2010

FOOMAL 

Falling Out Of My Ass Laughing. ROTFLMAO x 10^10. An exquisite way of expressing yourself, in the chat arena, in response to something devastatingly funny.

<12:55> Joel: my girlfriend gave me an ADAM'S APPLE PIE last night
<12:55> Carl: I'm more of a pumpkin pie guy myself.
<12:55> Chief Messy Hair: carl, look it up in the urban dictionary :D
<12:58> Carl: Oh no no no no that ain't right!
<12:59> Linsay: eeewwww
<12:59> Chief Messy Hair: AWESOME...FOOMAL

FOOMAL by Arty Hammer March 6, 2010

Footsle 

Footsle is a way to show affection for your loved ones. It’s another form of sex but can not get someone pregnant. It works well for people who have a foot fetish.

Sembiyan: I want to have footsle with you!
Bob: Me too!
*Sembiyan shoves his foot in and out of bobs

mouth*
*Bob is having the time of his life because he has a foot fetish and having a foot inside his mouth is pleasurable for both Bob and Sembiyan*

Footsle by FootsleFan July 23, 2019