FOCAL

1) A backronym standing for Fuck Our Collective Asinine Lives.
2) A response to the emo plague of FML (Fuck My Life) suggesting that ALL of our lives suck and that everyone needs to stop bitching.

Whiny facebooker: FML!!!!!
Other whiny facebooker: FML2!!!!
Definition author: FOCAL... just FOCAL.

by Zadred Darkflame March 16, 2009

focalize

Focalize. To turn into an arc, to check that everyone is in the right spot within the form. Most commonly used in marching band; would be very strange if used anywhere else.

Jesse, with his flip flops and Cadets tank top, yells "Focalize!" as all of the band kids roll their eyes and turn into the arc.

by vhsband August 23, 2015

focals

A slang abbreviation for glasses (from bifocals).
See song lyrics for Band of Horses "Ode to LRC" on Cease to Begin

I put my focals on (to read). I had to wear my focals to see the street signs.

by Niclit November 06, 2007

skin focals

see Bifocaled

Mary was having trouble reading the daily newspaper, so John decided to drop his pants and loan her his skin focals.

by VGJunkie August 29, 2008

focality

A word that people throw out to sound smart and also confuse the shit out of Dan.

“Ok but is focality a word for real?”

by Flatulasian August 22, 2019