focalbating 

when using a camera with an adjustable lense, the action of adjusting the lense in and out repeatedly, causing a similar motion to that of pleasuring one's self...

carlton was trying to focus his shot and was having trouble, he got a little carried away and enjoyed zooming in and out a little too much... will proclaimed- 'stop focalbating carlton banks!'

focalbating by the_waDs[worth] January 10, 2008

Fecalating 

1. The preparation of fecal matter.
2. The act of defecation.
3. To pass gas.

A-hole 1: Dude, what is that smell?
A-hole 2: Oh sorry, I am fecalating.

Fecalating by B. C. January 22, 2008