FOBON 

FOBON is an acronym for “fingers on the bridge of the nose”. This is very similar to a facepalm, but with the added agony of an implied migraine headache coming on.

My dad’s bad jokes never fail to make me FOBON.

FOBON by rerics March 15, 2022

Foony 

Catwoman’s way of expressing joy

Catwoman: HAH FOONY !

Foony by TheBigSam January 8, 2022

Fibonacci Fap February 

A whole month of nutting to the fibonacci sequence for example Feb 1 - 1 nut Feb 2 - 1 nut Feb 3 - 2 nuts Feb 4 - 3 nuts ultimately leading up to the last day of February where you must bust over 300k nuts in a day

Guy 1: "hey bro you doing no nut November"
Guy 2:"nah I'm training for destroy dick December and fibonacci fap February"

Fibonacci Fap February by Iraqistan November 3, 2018

Fibonacci Dequence 

The opposite of Fibonacci's Sequence - which is a theoretical mathematical equation of why we perceive beauty in an object or individual based upon relative characteristics.
Meaning: Ugly, repulsive, incongruous, unattractive.

Whoa he's got the Fibonacci Dequence down.

Fibonacci Dequence by Swampybaby January 1, 2018

Fibonacci Cumshot 

As the name suggests, the Fibonacci cumshot is a trail of semen taking the same shape as a Fibonacci spiral. As impossible as such a thing appears, it is easily achievable by standing on a quickly rotating platform and bringing oneself to a violent orgasm. For better results, do so in the vacuum of space. Also known as a fib, or fibbing.

Chaz: "Babe, I guarantee that was a Fibonacci Cumshot!"

Babe: "There's no way you just fibbed!"

Fibonacci Cumshot by colinmochrie March 16, 2014

fibonacci february 

a challenge for the hardcore. it resembles destroy dick December where you nut more every day. Fibonacci February follows the pattern of fibonacci where on the first day you nut 1 time, the second day you nut 1 time again, the 3 day you nut 2 times, and following the pattern until the 28th day when you nut 317811 times

person a: "are you doing no nut november?"
person b: "nah man im prepping for destroy dick december"
person c: "your both wussies. im waiting for fibonacci february"

fibonacci february by constantnut123 November 3, 2018

foonthyurnt

(foo-ntee-yurnt)

1. a slur that is typically primed towards humans referring to them as psycopathic, lunatic, or moronic

2. to act in a crazy or ludicrous manner; moronic

origin: worxonian

a phrase used unfrequently by gooseworx characters. its first known speaking was of may 27, 2018 used in the gooseworx original "A CRUMMY COMMERCIAL" when referring to gooseworx her/himself by the character shivanthriza lorauxulence and has not been used since, likely due to its offensive manner.

"The Gooseworx Fashionline is an excellent place where you can pick up several Gooseworx ™-brand T-shirts without surrenduring your distinctiveness as a human to an internet musician who pretends to be a robot like some kind of delirious foonthyurnt

foonthyurnt by The Counter Counter November 14, 2020