FLIHR

Stands for Faith Lost in Human Race. Can be used when someone or multiple someones does something extremely stupid that causes another person to lose faith in the human race.

Dumbass: Here is my Spanish essay, 5 paragraphs.

Teacher: You used Google Translate.

Dumbass: No I didn't.

Teacher: Then why, is your essay in French?

Flihr

by NerdMuffin19 December 4, 2016

Flirteting

When people market their products by flirting with you and making you feel special, only to realize that they are probably doing this to everyone on social media.

That guy just sent me all these private messages complimenting me on my style and how cool I was and then told me he can't wait for me to hear his new music album, after I sign up on his website. His flirteting almost got me! Combination of flirting and marketing

by Xtiaanity September 3, 2015

flirteting

When someone uses flirting with the hopes that you will buy their product, such as music album, or get you on an emailing list. Combination of flirting and marketing

Just when I thought the cute guy was gonna ask me out, he told me to follow him on instagram so that I can find out when his new album comes out on iTunes. I was a victim of flirteting.

by christiaanity September 13, 2015

Schrödinger's flirt

When you are either actually flirting or just kidding depending on whenever the person is into it

Person 1: Hey ur cute
Person 2: I have a significant other
Person 1: Ha no, I was just joke-flirting
Person 2: I think you mean Schrödinger's flirting

by ScrollWasTaken November 14, 2019

flirt and squirt

the action of a one night stand

I wanted to flirt and squirt with the girl from the bar, i will never see her again.

by travlax April 24, 2009

flir

Forward Looking Infra-Red, glasses for night vision.

Even if you see somebody with flir, it doesn't mean it's him.

by alvaropikolino November 20, 2010

Flirtarded

Someone who doesn't quite understand the art of flirting. In most cases, one who suffers from flirtardation is able to pick-up flirting between other couples but in his or her case, they are oblivious.

There is no cure for flirtardation.

Sue walks into a bar and grabs a seat. A nice looking gentlman approaches her ten minutes later.

Gentleman: Can I buy you a drink?
Sue: Yeah, thanks.

She looks away from the man, doesn't engage in conversation and leaves the him hanging.

Sue: (to bartender) People can be so nice sometimes!
Bartender: Are you flirtarded lady?!

by asedwards December 21, 2006