Flirp

An awkward silence in a social setting that spans longer than 3 seconds

....Wow someone should say something or this whole situation will become a flirp.

by CourtneyDax July 23, 2009

Flirp

A piece of hair that sticks up

Grace: uh, Barthy? U gotta flirp here, and there, and here, and, oh, this is a big one,

Bartholomew: shut up and stop playing with my hair

by the drax March 14, 2015

flirp

a vaginal penis; a combination of a vagina and a penis

I didn't know what that was, a vagina or a penis. But I think it could be classified as a flirp.

by terroist October 29, 2006

Flirp

The doy who always talk with girls like he is trying to flirt
When boy always talk to you like he want to date with you or have sex

Girl1: Did you hear that? He just called me "sweety"
Girl2: Dont pay attention, he is real FLIRP

by Dark Coger January 18, 2018

flirp

a person who is always winning, they never take Ls. they are very cool and people typically enjoy their company.

person 1: wow your flirp? thats awesome lets be friends
the “flirp” in question: hmm no sorry, become a flirp and ill think about it

person 1: okay i love you
the flirp: i also love me

by notflirp June 28, 2021

flirp out a nugget

Unsuccesfully holding a dump that ends up with a piece of poo "flirping" our of your ars, staining your panies.

After I ate Taco Bell driving home in a storm I hydroplaned causing me to flirp out a nugget.

by The All Powerful Homewrecker January 3, 2006

Flirpity Flirp

Velvety smooth. Plush new carpet soft. The sound that bare feet make when walking on brand new expensive plush carpeting. The sound and feel of super soft high dollar leather used on custom automobile interiors, when you gently run your hand over it.

Jo-Jo, that got to be the sickest 300 out right now....Strut grill..soft white leather seats go flirpity flirp, this guys got some coin....

Hey, baby, feel my new rug....goes flirpity flirp when my bare feed glide over it.

Now you know that's some good leather on that couch - I can just hear it going "flirpity flirp" while I'm banging Suzie on it.

by Ricardovitz July 7, 2009