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Flirp

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An awkward silence in a social setting that spans longer than 3 seconds
....Wow someone should say something or this whole situation will become a flirp.
Flirp by CourtneyDax July 23, 2009
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Flirp

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A piece of hair that sticks up
Grace: uh, Barthy? U gotta flirp here, and there, and here, and, oh, this is a big one,

Bartholomew: shut up and stop playing with my hair
Flirp by the drax March 14, 2015
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flirp

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a vaginal penis; a combination of a vagina and a penis
I didn't know what that was, a vagina or a penis. But I think it could be classified as a flirp.
flirp by terroist October 29, 2006
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Flirp

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The doy who always talk with girls like he is trying to flirt
When boy always talk to you like he want to date with you or have sex
Girl1: Did you hear that? He just called me "sweety"
Girl2: Dont pay attention, he is real FLIRP
Flirp by Dark Coger January 18, 2018
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flirp

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a person who is always winning, they never take Ls. they are very cool and people typically enjoy their company.
person 1: wow your flirp? thats awesome lets be friends
the “flirp” in question: hmm no sorry, become a flirp and ill think about it

person 1: okay i love you
the flirp: i also love me
flirp by notflirp June 28, 2021
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flirp out a nugget 

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Unsuccesfully holding a dump that ends up with a piece of poo "flirping" our of your ars, staining your panies.
After I ate Taco Bell driving home in a storm I hydroplaned causing me to flirp out a nugget.
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Flirpity Flirp 

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Velvety smooth. Plush new carpet soft. The sound that bare feet make when walking on brand new expensive plush carpeting. The sound and feel of super soft high dollar leather used on custom automobile interiors, when you gently run your hand over it.
Jo-Jo, that got to be the sickest 300 out right now....Strut grill..soft white leather seats go flirpity flirp, this guys got some coin....

Hey, baby, feel my new rug....goes flirpity flirp when my bare feed glide over it.

Now you know that's some good leather on that couch - I can just hear it going "flirpity flirp" while I'm banging Suzie on it.
Flirpity Flirp by Ricardovitz July 7, 2009
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