FLARFF

The male version of a quiff. ie. A fart from a penis.

My boyfriend had to "Flarff" at the dinner table. It made me uncomfortable.

by Skevy28 June 1, 2018

Flaaffy

Derived from a series of vulgar words such as: cockfuck and cuntfuck (one who fucks cock/cunt respectively). Flaaffy is the easier version of Forever Alone Fuck (FAF). Also a second generation Pokemon that looks derpy as shit.
Flaaffy is a person who does not have any romantic potential with another, sentenced to being "forever alone".

If you go long periods of time without having a significant other and won't have one any time in the near future - legitimately, not just being an annoying as fuck twelve year old complaining like a little shit slut whore that you don't have a boyfriend - then you may qualify under the Flaaffy category.

Just kidding. There is only one true Flaaffy

by Ashketchum August 8, 2013

flarfignugen

An exclamatory remark. It can also be used to replace almost any word. It is a very flexible word.

When you get run over by a car you can exclaim; flarfignugen that really hurt.

by David Flarfignugen December 28, 2008

vat hom flaffie

South African expression exhorting someone to take on someone else aggressively

In a rugby game, the opposing wing is running with the ball full steam towards the fullback. Someone in the crowd will yell at the fullback: "Vat hom Flaffie!"

by Shaul B March 8, 2017

flarfle

to swiftfully flip a titty from the underside to an unsuspected victim. if done to one holding said blunt the flarfler will then be penalized and skipped that time in the rotation. flarfling girls is FAIR GAME!

yo i flarfled the shit outta that bitch. her titty was flip floppin yeee dig

by s.twink/jdub October 15, 2010

flarf

Flarf: A quality of intentional or unintentional "flarfiness." A kind of corrosive, cute, or cloying, awfulness. Wrong. Un-P.C. Out of control. "Not okay."

Flarf (2): The work of a community of poets dedicated to exploration of "flarfiness." Heavy usage of Google search results in the creation of poems, plays, etc., though not exclusively Google-based. Community in the sense that one example leads to another's reply-is, in some part, contingent upon community interaction of this sort. Poems created, revised, changed by others, incorporated, plagiarized, etc., in semi-public.

Flarf (3) (verb): To bring out the inherent awfulness, etc., of some pre-existing text.

Flarfy: To be wrong, awkward, stumbling, semi-coherent, fucked-up, un-P.C. To take unexpected turns; to be jarring. Doing what one is "not supposed to do."

Mm-hmm
Yeah, mm-hmm, it's true
big birds make
big doo! I got fire inside
my "huppa"-chimp(TM)
gonna be agreessive, greasy aw yeah god
wanna DOOT! DOOT!
Pffffffffffffffffffffffffft! hey!
oooh yeah baby gonna shake & bake then take
AWWWWWL your monee, honee (tee hee)
uggah duggah buggah biggah buggah muggah
hey! hey! you stoopid Mick! get
off the paddy field and git
me some chocolate Quik
put a Q-tip in it and stir it up sick
pocka-mocka-chocka-locka-DING DONG
fuck! shit! piss! oh it's so sad that
syndrome what's it called tourette's
make me HAI-EE! shout out loud
Cuz I love thee. Thank you God, for listening!

by Evan June 17, 2004

Flurffy

adj. Another form of fluffy, often used to describe something cute like a cat or bunny.

Aww, kitty! You're so flurffy!

by ElusiveMoose March 11, 2010