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flaffing 

Engaging in Aimless unproductive activity. Such activity itself. Used in Derbyshire to tell off ones fellow workers when they are not being helpful.
"Stop flaffing about and gerron wit't'job"
flaffing by Enya Penk May 11, 2012
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Flarfing 

"Flarfing" refers to the act of slurping out the contents of another's anal cavity, after it has been ejaculated and vomited into by some person(s).

A related subcategory, "flarfblasting" consists in expelling by means of flatulence the vomit and ejaculate contents of one's anus into the mouth of another (who could or could not be the person who deposited those contents), positioned directly behind the anus.
I last saw Charles flarfing a homeless man's herniated anus.
Flarfing by Leximus August 30, 2009
When a play fight with a guy or girl turns into sexual actions or sexual intercourse.
John: "Becky you know me and Jasmine were Flarffing last night?"
Becky: "For real? I didn't think that would happen between you guys!"
John: "Yep....it did! I Flarffed the fuck out of her!"
usually meaning "asshole" or "bitch" but said when little children are around
"can you believe that flarfin just cut me off timmy?"
flarfin by bonks November 14, 2004

florffing 

Brandon said he was florffing park with Joe and Troy, or something...
florffing by seniorDeveloper August 22, 2019

Flaffing 

Omg! Last night I was Flaffing so bad cards against humanity is way to funny!
Flaffing by JaFar-JaClose June 10, 2016
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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