FKJ

The ultimate in useless-ness, a Flaccid Knob Jockey.

I hate that Bob he hopeless at everything, yeah thats right he's a FKJ.

by Fannybaaws February 8, 2010

df;klj dskja fkjlsfdjl

fdskmlskadln;fj;lfdsj;kdfskljdfkjl ;

df;klj dskja fkjlsfdjl

by shit words October 9, 2019

fkjhgkjfv

when you eat too much candy and start seeing shit

hi bro want to go to the store and fkjhgkjfv

by captcrunchypants May 26, 2018

fkjdfkdjfkj

Typed when the User is bored, and wants to search a random thing up, and so smashes on the d, f, j, k keys on the Middle Row of the keyboard, hoping to create randomness, but fails to do so, as there are only 4 letters involved, and supported by the fact that this definition exsists in the Urban Dictionary.

Person A: I am bored Person B: Me too Person A: fkjdfkdjfkj Person B: fkjdfkdjfkj, indeed

by Cy63r_IT June 8, 2019

fkjaky

Fkjaky is a compressed 2’1 person that eats their own shit and is a istp. Also has multiple furry suits in their closet , abuses their ugly triceratops and is dreamsexuak

“Ew is thag fucjing fkjaky? *throws up*”

by tatisbf February 5, 2022

fkjeawkjdbfejna,wmbdfueagdyfetyradsfjea

you must have hit your head on a keyboard

fkjeawkjdbfejna,wmbdfueagdyfetyradsfjea, ow that hurts

by thanosbeatboxyes February 17, 2021

fkjfyghjhhjghgjghjhjgjghgj

i wanna f a dude called josh

see that dude josh? fkjfyghjhhjghgjghjhjgjghgj

by asnciuadc February 21, 2021