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To offer an explanation especially in a legal context
1) She fived the reason for coming late. 2) The judge didn’t accept the excusehe defendant fived.
Fived by Reb Meir August 5, 2018

johnny fived it 

To read with great haste yet retain all information, sentence structure and relevance.

Derived from the main character in the film Short Circuit
"What you read War and Peace on your Lunchbreak?"

"Yeah, I Johnny fived it!"
johnny fived it by m0r1arty April 6, 2006

maroon fived 

When you are defecating in a public setting and trying to get in and out quickly, so that no one knows you are taking a dump, and you realize that you are producing a messy dump that will require much wiping, therefore blowing your cover.
I was on this date with Katrina, and my stomach started acting up so I tried to go to the restroom quickly, but I laid down an absolute monster of a terd and got totally maroon fived.
maroon fived by justindelaney October 25, 2018

P 4/5 fived 

He P 4/5 fived that EVO.
P 4/5 fived by slammer 104 July 8, 2009

High fived the tree 

smoking weed(marijuana)...
naw we just hung out and high fived the tree

High Fived Her 

When two guys are tag teaming a broad and they high five during it.
That girls a slut we high fived her last night.
High Fived Her by Downtown Brizzown December 16, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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