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FIEXTING 

Quit fiexting with your boyfriend and lets go.
FIEXTING by Queen for the Day December 1, 2010
Words you can keep
Flirting with a friend or significant other using a text message. Seen as a precursor to sexting.
I've been flexting with this chick for weeks. Tonight's the big night. I think we might start sexting.
flexting by wordmaestro September 2, 2011
Related Words
Fucking while texting. Get it? Good! Now try it. You'll like it. Just don't put it in the wrong hole. If there is such a thing.
My girlfriend and I were fexting last night. I'm not sure who she was fexting tho... it wasn't me... is that a problem?
fexting by Yagotta B. Kiddin February 14, 2013

fexting  

It looks like you're texting someone, when really you're just hitting random buttons on your phone to make it seem like you're doing something and have friends to talk to, to avoid looking like a loser or a loner. It's often done when you're alone in public places, or when you're with a bunch of people you don't really know.
Nick: Hey, tell Jake to come and talk to us instead of texting everyone else.
Jon: His texting is blocked, he's probably just fexting so he doesn't look like a loser in front of Nicole. I mean he's too shy to talk to her, but he doesn't want to look like he's bored and has no friends.
fexting by Joe S. M January 11, 2009
A person texts so much, to the extent that it becomes regular excersize and said person's hands and arms become very muscular.
Because of flexting, I can text 320 words a minutes and bench my new, hotter girlfriend.
flexting by raichupal June 11, 2011
a text sent by a girl (usually to another girl) full of fakeness. Being fake includes pretending to like her when you really just want to punch her in the face, complimenting her when really you're just making fun of her, and/or saying you need to hang out when really you'd rather stab yourself in the eye.

Another other forms of being fake are also considered fexting when they are sent via text.
Lisa: "I hate that bitch but I need my stuff back. I'm fexting her."

Fext sent: "hey girl it's been way too long! We need a date soon! I miss your face :)"

Real text meaning: "I hate your fucken face but I want what is mine so hurry up and fext me back so we can pretend to be friends one last time."

Lisa after fexting: "We were just fexting and we're meeting for drinks tomorrow. God I hate that fucken bitch."
fexting by fexter October 12, 2011

fiesting 

the act of partying or having a "fiesta" with one or more person
me and my friends were fiesting last night with people we didnt know.
fiesting by estridge94 August 7, 2010
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