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Fart on my balls
To have intercourse with a woman
I fucked her so hard, she fart on my balls
Hey baby, wanna swing by my place later and fart on my balls
Hey baby, wanna swing by my place later and fart on my balls
Fart on my balls by TRexus May 29, 2010
fart on your cornflakes
Anna: I can't wait to see that new Mathew McConaughey, Kate Hudson movie.
Rob: I don't mean to fart on your cornflakes, but I heard its just as bad as their previous movies.
Rob: I don't mean to fart on your cornflakes, but I heard its just as bad as their previous movies.
fart on your cornflakes by m.c. phatback November 30, 2009
Fart on my hard on
Fart on my hard on by Frankie Puscher December 18, 2012
Fart On Boobies
Kyle enjoys a good fart on boobies.
Brittany loves to have two hundred pound bottoms release pent up gaseous fumes upon her breasts.
Little Tommy Farted on big Janeqiuas black boobs.
I just farted on my girlfreinds boobies, and it knocked her out.
Brittany loves to have two hundred pound bottoms release pent up gaseous fumes upon her breasts.
Little Tommy Farted on big Janeqiuas black boobs.
I just farted on my girlfreinds boobies, and it knocked her out.
Fart On Boobies by YNNV8V August 4, 2011
fart on my boner
That test totally farted on my boner.
I told her not to fart on my boner, but she told me the bad news anyway.
I told her not to fart on my boner, but she told me the bad news anyway.
fart on my boner by stupidass January 16, 2006
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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