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A cocksucker, a homosexual, a guy who takes the balls across the nose, a guy who takes it in the mudwhistle
look at that guy over there, what a faggott. Yup hes a cocksucker allright.

Often referenced as a "Joe in Chicago"
That guy is fruitier than "Joe in Chicago" or we're in a "Joe" bar or look at that faggott, he is surely a "Joe in Chicago"
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Party Faggott 

A person who executes a time and date of a party, informs others and then doesnt even show up himself is a irresponsible, selfish, idiot
Hey lets all meet up at this place on this date at this time.
(Then the host and creator of the party doesnt show up)
A "Party Faggott"
Party Faggott by Go Mickey August 19, 2012

Matt Faggott 

Boy on twitter. Cute and writes great tweets. He's hot and one of the best tweeters.
Person 1: "omg have you seen Matt Faggott on twitter?!"
Person 2: "yeah omg he's well hot but he'll never notice me".
Matt Faggott by C4rrotm0nster_ December 17, 2012

neon faggott 

An extremely gay fag that you should not associate with or you'll be one.
"Gibran is a neon faggott get away from him".

Exposed Faggot 

A kinky, sexually active gay man who is involved in the fetish community. Specifically he gets off on having embarrassing & purposefully humiliating photos/videos spread (with his personal information) across the internet. The more damage these photos will do to ruin his reputation if they were to be seen by coworkers or immediate family members the higher the sexual thrill attached. Please see Online Exposure for a deeper description of the base fetish behavior.

Once When this sexual practice reaches a level where it is so exciting that it becomes a hobby & the person's main sexual fetish these guys are often known as "Exposure Whores" of "Famous Fags".

Exposed Faggots' legal names when Googled will return multiple pages of results under Web, Image & Video searches.
-I Googled Kyle's name & found out he's a totally Exposed Faggot.

-Men all over the world know my name & how much of a slut I am because I'm a fully Exposed Faggot.
Exposed Faggot by FaggotJustinExposed September 30, 2020

Slack-jawed faggot 

n. A person who refuses to chew tobacco with Jesse Ventura.
*Blain (Jesse Ventura) offers tobacco to men on helicopter, but they refuse*
Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff
will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
Poncho: holds up his grenade launcher Yeah, strap this on your "sore ass", Blain.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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