Fratty as Fuck. A phrase describing a bro on all standards. The guy at a party that runs shit. He has the biggest entourage, can outdrink everyone, is wasted as shit, and still gets the finest pieces in the joint, often times two at a time. In summary someone who wherever they role, don't give a fuck because shit either goes their way or they make it so.

Yo how is he leaving with them three sorostitue dime pieces when he was just telling them to fuck themselves?

He FAF bro. that's how.

FAF by what-up? September 20, 2010

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FAF

Literally "fine as fuck." Generally used to describe a a person as attractive.

Guy #1: That girl, Alyssa, is so FAF.
Guy #2: I know, right!

FAF by Peter W, Mason T of Northgate July 12, 2013

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FAF

Simply an acronym for 'Fit As Fuck'

1: That girl today was FAF!
2: You kidding? She was well ugly!

FAF by burnmocina January 22, 2009

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Faf

A word of Afrikaans origin directly translated as 'cheat.' It can be used in a rather condescending manner, or as a way to describe one who fiddles with balls.

The ball wasn't swinging so we Faffed it into condition.

Faf by ICC Integrity Commissioner November 22, 2016

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FaF

Frat as fuck. The term is bestowed upon a greek's actions whenever such actions exemplify fratitude.

Looking FaF is exemplified by wearing Nantucket Red pants/shorts with a navy blazer and Sperrys, etc...

FaF by SigEpEagles November 1, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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