Faf

A word of Afrikaans origin directly translated as 'cheat.' It can be used in a rather condescending manner, or as a way to describe one who fiddles with balls.

The ball wasn't swinging so we Faffed it into condition.

by ICC Integrity Commissioner November 22, 2016

Faf

A fake ass friend/ Someone who laughs in your face and then talks about you in a negative manner.

Matilda is a faf because she told your business to your enemy.

by Spartan Queen September 28, 2017

Faf

This basically means Fake Ass Friend. You know like Fake, like a bitch who always talks behind yo homies back? yeah, but this is a friend that is a bitch for talking behind yo back. it doesn't have to be a bad thing behind your back, it could be like talking to a friend that they have that hasn't been introduced to you or talking to your friend and they don't even tell you that they are talking to your friend. that is a FAF. a fake ass friend doing something you don't want them to be doin.

Girl: Hey did you hear that david went to the mall with emily?
boy: and didn't invite us?!?!?
Girl: yeah she's a total bitch hoe FAF for not inviting us.

by fricken cool dude January 08, 2014

Faf

Fancy as Fu*k

That women is Faf

by Gho5theart October 17, 2020

Faf

Fake as fuck

“Don’t come in my face after talking about me with that girl I don’t like..that’s faf man.”

by Meepoppy March 09, 2021

Faf

Relating to someone that is immature and believes "farts are funny" or does other acts of being not mature. Tends to be major noobs that think they're good at lacrosse and drop-shot in the call of duty series. They think they're word life because they use the scar-h and the G11 assault rifles. And they call everyone "Mon" or finish names with "zo" ex: Mallory "Malzo" original fafs were at Lorne Smith lax camp. Bad to be a faf

Kyle Mon, DarthFadder, TastyxMe10n, James "skeetin" Beaton tend to be fafs. Also other tasty and frosty clan members. Kwalk=ney Anel

by Creatoroffaf December 12, 2010

Faf

A texting acronym used to describe a mild sense of euphoria (usually caused by smoking bud)

F a F

FAd-Ed As- FUck

Text message conversation

Amilio: So what's up Charles?

Charles: Faf

Amilio: Nice bro, stay faded :)

Charles: Firme

by JorHey Luis January 22, 2011